By J.A. Konrath
DO no longer learn this ebook until eventually you learn the outline, since you could simply hate it...
Private Detective Harry McGlade is employed by way of an Amish lady who suspects her husband is dishonest on her. Going undercover into their group, Harry needs to untangle an internet of lies and deception to discover the reality. this may be his greatest problem but. simply because Harry McGlade is an idiot.
Lead Harry via a chain of comedian misadventures and undesirable puns as he traverses the J.A. Konrath universe, popping into many accepted books and tales. organize to be stunned and surprised by means of scenes which are simply simple wrong.
It's over 60,000 phrases of Harry McGlade, that is most likely manner too much.
WARNING approximately this"Write your individual rattling tale" Adventure
Banana Hammock isn't a unmarried, linear ebook, and shouldn't be learn sequentially, web page through web page. in its place, it's an interactive textual content adventure.
This e-book is intended to be learn out of order, looking on the trail you, the reader, choose.
Harry McGlade is a constant personality within the Jacqueline "Jack" Daniels sequence. on the finish of every part, you choose the place Harry is going, and what he does. through following diversified paths, you could arrive at many various endings. There are actually 1000's of variations.
You regulate the nature. You keep watch over the fun.
Join Harry and a forged pulled from JA Konrath and Jack Kilborn tales, and push publication know-how to the bounds of studying leisure, or anything like that.
From the Author
This book is stuffed with raunchy humor, and has whatever to offend each person. should you think there are taboo issues that just isn't laughed at or made enjoyable of, do not buy it. in its place, decide up certainly one of my different, less-offensive books. but when you're keen on roasting sacred cows, learn on. you will laugh.
If you're a extra delicate (or adventurous) reader, this convenient scale premiums particular different types from 1 (lowest) to ten (highest) to offer you a few concept if this is often your form of book.
BANANA HAMMOCK through JA Konrath
From the Book
"Hell no, i do not are looking to get your rattling horse," I acknowledged. "I'm an enormous guy, with very important stuff to do, probably."
I grew to become again to fb and persisted enjoying Combville--a video game the place you used a digital comb to sweep a digital head of hair, persistently and another time till time and lifestyles misplaced all that means and also you wondered the cause of your birth.
"But Amos will starve! there is not anything to consume in an vehicle pound."
"Your horse is called Amos?"
"Isn't your husband named Amos as well?"
"You do not believe that is odd?" I asked.
"Not in any respect. yet my brother Amos unearths it strange."
"I promise we are going to get the pony later," I lied. "Right now we have to visit the gown shop."
"For what?" Lulu asked.
"For a kind of undeniable black fits and an Abe Lincoln beard." I winked. "I'm going undercover as an Amish guy."
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Lulu nodded. Weston came up to us, grinning. “You look terrific, Harry. Here’s one final touch. He pinned a button to my coat. It said Amish is as Good as a Mile. Now my disguise was perfect. No one would ever know I was an imposter, living among the God-fearing. But did I truly know enough about this mysterious and elusive race of prehistoric proto-humans known as the Amish? Was I ready to delve into their strange cult where they worshipped some imaginary savior named Jesus? Perhaps I needed to do some research before diving in.
I figure out puzzles by putting together all the little pieces until they all fit together and form a full picture, made of the little puzzle pieces I’ve fit together. ” “You’re a low-life, McGlade. All you do is take dirty pictures of people. ” “I may be a low-life. And a thief. And a voyeur. And an arsonist. And a leg-breaker. But I’m not a liar. You’re the liar, Tribble. And you made a big mistake. ” Tribble snorted. “So? Big deal. I got fired, and I wanted to take revenge. I figured you wouldn’t do it if I asked, so I made up the story about the daughter, and added the pro-animal garbage to get you hooked.
Aunt Polly—Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before. Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the money that the robbers hid in the cave. Then we got rip-roarin’ drunk and blew the cash on whores. Tom’s was so old her hips crackled like fried pig skins, and mine had sores on her feminine parts that smelled like rotten chicken feet. Now I got me some sores too, ’ceptin’ they’re on my slappin’ stick, which bleeds when I pee.