After the cruddy money probs, I remembered I was supposed to add Dr. Mandy’s weightloss theory!

So, you eat and the food gets to your stomach. Now, if you could eat standing up maybe it would surpass your stomach, slip down through your hollow leg, and collect in your ankles. The only problem now, is that you have an extra five pounds around each of your ankles and suddenly walking is a challenge. The good news is that you can wear a size 3 pant!

Ah, Mandy! What would we do without ya!?